I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time
Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.
ISNT IT WEIRD HOW SLEEP EXISTS LIKE WE REACH A POINT IN OUR DAY WHERE WE ARE “TIRED” AND SO WE LAY DOWN UNTIL WE FALL UNCONSCIOUS AND WAKE UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
i hate it when teachers are like “should i send you back to kindergarten” like hell yeah you should fuck algebra nap time and cookies is where its at you feel me
i would like to thank tumblr for teaching me how to spell anonymous